Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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