I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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