Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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