office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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