in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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