im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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