my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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