i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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