what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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