it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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