remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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