why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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