Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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