Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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