so explain again why im purple
no
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I believe in your delicious
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
