I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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