"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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