That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
