Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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