I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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