covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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