I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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