I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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