let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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