You really coming over, don't trick.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Buhtt sex?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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