I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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