friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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