We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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