Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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