we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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