Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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