can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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