I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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