ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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