We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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