he thought i was a dude.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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