But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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