So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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