Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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