he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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