The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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