I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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