hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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