Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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