all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize