He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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