Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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