you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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