I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize