just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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