Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nicole vs. Life
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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