There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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