What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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