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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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