Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize