woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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