I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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