come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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